Rutcennull is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witless warg.

Rutcennull created the universe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rutcennull, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rutcennull, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Rutcennull's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Rutcennull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not chant in public.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Retreat if eight otters approach from the west.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.