Tipfaggil is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, humorless wyvern.

Tipfaggil created a strange quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tipfaggil, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tipfaggil, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Tipfaggil's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Tipfaggil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about wheat.

2. Erect a giant black sculpture of Tipfaggil in the centre of the settlement.

3. You must never eat lemons.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.