Stikvigsidsafspagsawhad Dutbasthad is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, resourceful wasp.

Stikvigsidsafspagsawhad Dutbasthad created oxygen six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikvigsidsafspagsawhad Dutbasthad, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Stikvigsidsafspagsawhad Dutbasthad, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Stikvigsidsafspagsawhad Dutbasthad's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Stikvigsidsafspagsawhad Dutbasthad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Stikvigsidsafspagsawhad Dutbasthad loves doves, so they must be respected.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always wear gray.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.