Zogmappark is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, benevolent horse.

Zogmappark created a photon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zogmappark, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zogmappark, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Zogmappark's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Zogmappark's Holy Commandments

1. Zogmappark must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never leap in holy places.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never think about comets.