Yogsogzim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, annoying cat.

Yogsogzim created an electron nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yogsogzim, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yogsogzim, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Yogsogzim's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Yogsogzim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.