Boss is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, benevolent ant.

Boss created everything that exists six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Boss, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Boss, she will turn you into a plant.

Boss' most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Boss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never bounce near snakes.

3. Never mention geese.

4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

5. Always help sick goats.