Busflypit is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, omniscient shrew.

Busflypit created a Higgs boson eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Busflypit, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Busflypit, it will turn you into a snail.

Busflypit's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Busflypit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sharks in need.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

5. Run away from red capybaras, for they are unholy.