Afdanart is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, all-knowing cobra.

Afdanart created the planet Jupiter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Afdanart, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Afdanart, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Afdanart's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Afdanart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about lemons.

2. Always help sick snakes.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not kill grasshopers.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.