Misgofdim Larpxennurt is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, two-faced lizard.

Misgofdim Larpxennurt created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Misgofdim Larpxennurt, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Misgofdim Larpxennurt, it will destroy your favourite star.

Misgofdim Larpxennurt's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Misgofdim Larpxennurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about corn.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always stare at clouds.