Sakfaslim Cutjiplim is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, stupid fish.

Sakfaslim Cutjiplim created time and space four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakfaslim Cutjiplim, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Sakfaslim Cutjiplim, he will turn you into a tree.

Sakfaslim Cutjiplim's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Sakfaslim Cutjiplim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near frogs while wearing black boots.

2. You must pray to Sakfaslim Cutjiplim four times a day.

3. Never feed onions to dolphins while wearing brown trousers.

4. Erect seven tin sculptures of Sakfaslim Cutjiplim on top of important buildings.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.