Ruttdagbast is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, grumpy dugong.

Ruttdagbast created a charm quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttdagbast, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ruttdagbast, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Ruttdagbast's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Ruttdagbast's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Worship no other gods but Ruttdagbast.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Ruttdagbast on top of important buildings.