Manbestloophiv is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, self-confident fairy.

Manbestloophiv created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Manbestloophiv, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Manbestloophiv, he will curse you with boils.

Manbestloophiv's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Manbestloophiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

2. Never skip in the presence of sheep.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.