Tanfagpad is a god.

He takes the form of a small, stupid raccoon.

Tanfagpad created the Andromeda Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanfagpad, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tanfagpad, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tanfagpad's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Tanfagpad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not dye your hair yellow.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Retreat if nine eagles approach from the east.

5. Always stare at clouds.