Janstragvolbum is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, staggering elephant.

Janstragvolbum created silver six billion years ago.

If you believe in Janstragvolbum, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Janstragvolbum, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Janstragvolbum's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Janstragvolbum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Janstragvolbum.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Janstragvolbum.

5. Always treat hamsters with great respect.