Taghakhas Tanbarnbonk is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, deceitful armadillo.

Taghakhas Tanbarnbonk created the world seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Taghakhas Tanbarnbonk, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Taghakhas Tanbarnbonk, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Taghakhas Tanbarnbonk's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Taghakhas Tanbarnbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Taghakhas Tanbarnbonk.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Taghakhas Tanbarnbonk.

5. Respect your elders.