Migkongupgat Tinlimgab is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sapient armadillo.

Migkongupgat Tinlimgab created dark energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Migkongupgat Tinlimgab, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Migkongupgat Tinlimgab, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Migkongupgat Tinlimgab's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Migkongupgat Tinlimgab's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention snails.

2. Never talk about rats.

3. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not keep four aardvarks in a large pit.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.