Fodfasgon is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, slow faun.

Fodfasgon created silver five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodfasgon, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fodfasgon, she will turn you into a dog.

Fodfasgon's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Fodfasgon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras in need.

2. Do not take Fodfasgon's name in vain.

3. Never talk about cats.

4. Do not keep six shrews in a large pit.

5. Never think ill of sick frogs.