Hitbadfit is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, weak faun.

Hitbadfit created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Hitbadfit, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hitbadfit, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Hitbadfit's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Hitbadfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always obey Hitbadfit's priests.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near frogs while wearing pink corsets and balancing eight carbon spheres on your feet.

5. Feed all hungry snakes.