Gadquafkin is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fast gerbil.

Gadquafkin created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Gadquafkin, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gadquafkin, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Gadquafkin's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Gadquafkin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Gadquafkin.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always wear orange.

5. Never chant near shrews.