Dotdodbidkab is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, competent crocodile.

Dotdodbidkab created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotdodbidkab, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dotdodbidkab, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dotdodbidkab's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Dotdodbidkab's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never write about ultrasonics.

4. Never feed cherries to pigs while wearing jumpers.

5. Do not chop down trees.