Paggodril is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, humane hydra.

Paggodril created carbon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Paggodril, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Paggodril, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Paggodril's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Paggodril's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not take Paggodril's name in vain.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.