Rawlibgid Fasnigdit is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, boastful goblin.

Rawlibgid Fasnigdit created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawlibgid Fasnigdit, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rawlibgid Fasnigdit, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Rawlibgid Fasnigdit's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Rawlibgid Fasnigdit's Holy Commandments

1. Snakes are not to be trusted.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Put Rawlibgid Fasnigdit first in all things.

4. Never think ill of sick voles.

5. Do not chop down trees.