Zasszantap is a god.

It takes the form of a small, capable bee.

Zasszantap created an electron eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zasszantap, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Zasszantap, it will not care.

Zasszantap's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Zasszantap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Pray towards the north.