Zebhonyet is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, stupid fly.

Zebhonyet created a photon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zebhonyet, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Zebhonyet, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Zebhonyet's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Zebhonyet's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Zebhonyet.

4. Never wear red scarves.

5. Do not hurt ants.