Sitmigdiss is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, conceited toad.

Sitmigdiss created the Sol system five million years ago.

If you believe in Sitmigdiss, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sitmigdiss, he will send minions to preach to you.

Sitmigdiss' most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Sitmigdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never think ill of sick doves.

3. Never hurt monkeys.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not trade with those who eat corn.