Zanhubomin Omtlinfot is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, deceitful butterfly.

Zanhubomin Omtlinfot created dark energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanhubomin Omtlinfot, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zanhubomin Omtlinfot, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Zanhubomin Omtlinfot's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Zanhubomin Omtlinfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near dogs while wearing black dresses.