Popbugban is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, merciless armadillo.

Popbugban created parasitic wasps eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Popbugban, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Popbugban, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Popbugban's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Popbugban's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near grasshopers while wearing blue trousers.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Popbugban loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

4. Never write about fluid mechanics.

5. You must love Popbugban.