Ominhudbin is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, smart toad.

Ominhudbin created the Milkyway four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ominhudbin, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ominhudbin, he will cry a lot.

Ominhudbin's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Ominhudbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Ominhudbin must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never write about solid mechanics.

5. You must pray to Ominhudbin nine times a day.