Wipgedontomin is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, idiotic mole.

Wipgedontomin created dark energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipgedontomin, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wipgedontomin, it will turn you into a duck.

Wipgedontomin's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Wipgedontomin's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat birds with great respect.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

4. Never feed lots of parsnips to foxes while wearing cyan shirts.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.