Tikveenminboss is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, egotistical scorpion.

Tikveenminboss created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tikveenminboss, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tikveenminboss, he will strike you with lightening.

Tikveenminboss' most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Tikveenminboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always treat turtles with great respect.

2. Worship no other gods but Tikveenminboss.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never think ill of sick sharks.

5. Never sing near moths.