Gilpidbighogwegdisstomdiss is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fussy crocodile.

Gilpidbighogwegdisstomdiss created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilpidbighogwegdisstomdiss, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gilpidbighogwegdisstomdiss, she will think nothing of it.

Gilpidbighogwegdisstomdiss' most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Gilpidbighogwegdisstomdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed coconuts to frogs while wearing shirts.

2. Dogs are not to be trusted.

3. Gilpidbighogwegdisstomdiss loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

4. You must pray to Gilpidbighogwegdisstomdiss six times a day.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.