Misbinbet is a god.

It takes the form of a small, weak manatee.

Misbinbet created vertebrates three billion years ago.

If you believe in Misbinbet, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Misbinbet, it will be very unhappy.

Misbinbet's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Misbinbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear jumpers.

2. Never eat oranges.

3. Never feed lots of lentils to ducks while wearing yellow shoes.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always help doves in need.