Mobdossaf is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, narcissistic
weasel.
Mobdossaf created the Sun three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Mobdossaf, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Mobdossaf, he will strike you with lightening.
Mobdossaf's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.
Mobdossaf's Holy Commandments1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Never talk about electromagnetism near eagles while wearing turquoise trousers.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Do not trade with those who eat bread.
5. Never think about nebulae.