Karhamhin is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, thoughtless dingo.

Karhamhin created silver nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Karhamhin, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Karhamhin, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Karhamhin's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Karhamhin's Holy Commandments

1. Karhamhin loves frogs, so they must be respected.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Karhamhin.

3. Never feed onions to ducks while wearing orange stockings.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never mention tortoises.
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