Gonmet is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unjust swallow.

Gonmet created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Gonmet, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gonmet, he will laugh at you.

Gonmet's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Gonmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not speak about parsnips.

5. Never talk about shrews.