Vegstikfab is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, impressive mole.

Vegstikfab created vertebrates four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegstikfab, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vegstikfab, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Vegstikfab's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Vegstikfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Worship no other gods but Vegstikfab.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
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