Tettineldid is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, emotional wombat.

Tettineldid created a charm quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tettineldid, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Tettineldid, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Tettineldid's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Tettineldid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair fawn.

2. Retreat if eight bats approach from the west.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Tettineldid on top of all buildings.

5. Respect your elders.
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