Yogweetom is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sapient eagle.

Yogweetom created vertebrates six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yogweetom, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yogweetom, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Yogweetom's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Yogweetom's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured eagles.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not hurt tapirs.

4. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.