Rakflytap is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, proud hydra.

Rakflytap created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakflytap, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rakflytap, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Rakflytap's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Rakflytap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not eat tomatoes.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never talk about voles.