Kimfudmil is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, grumpy cat.

Kimfudmil created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Kimfudmil, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kimfudmil, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Kimfudmil's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Kimfudmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Erect six gold sculptures of Kimfudmil on top of important buildings.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.