Sogriglid is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, sage manatee.

Sogriglid created the world eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sogriglid, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sogriglid, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sogriglid's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Sogriglid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always help rats in need.