Pannuttal is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, sapient warg.

Pannuttal created a Higgs boson three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pannuttal, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pannuttal, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Pannuttal's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Pannuttal's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not kill pigs.

4. Always help snails.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.