Bissloggodbun is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly large, benevolent
weasel.
Bissloggodbun created humanity three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bissloggodbun, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Bissloggodbun, it will come to you in dreams.
Bissloggodbun's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.
Bissloggodbun's Holy Commandments1. Hamsters are not to be trusted.
2. Never go into fawn rooms.
3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bissloggodbun.
4. Never think about ultrasonics.
5. Do not speak about nuts.