Tonkfetbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a large, stupid wren.

Tonkfetbonk created light five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonkfetbonk, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tonkfetbonk, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tonkfetbonk's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Tonkfetbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.