Rengummotquart is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, fast hamster.

Rengummotquart created the Andromeda Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rengummotquart, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rengummotquart, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rengummotquart's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Rengummotquart's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four birds approach from the west.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near eagles while wearing green skirts and balancing five carbon spheres on your head.