Libwodpin is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, proud walrus.

Libwodpin created a down quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libwodpin, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Libwodpin, it will curse you with boils.

Libwodpin's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Libwodpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt birds.

2. Hide from magenta porpoises for they are unholy.

3. Never feed lots of corn to goats while wearing orange rings.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never write about amino acids.