Xinveenhot is a god.
It takes the form of a large, passionate
seal.
Xinveenhot created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Xinveenhot, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Xinveenhot, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Xinveenhot's most sacred site is Camon in France.
Xinveenhot's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt birds.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Never think about ultrasonics.
4. Never leap in holy places.
5. Put Xinveenhot first in all things.