Hudkopwon is a god.
He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-powerful
slug.
Hudkopwon created the planet Mars three million years ago.
If you believe in
Hudkopwon, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Hudkopwon, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Hudkopwon's most sacred site is Evol in France.
Hudkopwon's Holy Commandments1. Never write about dwarf planets.
2. Always help snails.
3. Never paint your hands black.
4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
5. Always pray immersed in water.