Pangkadbop is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, humane slug.

Pangkadbop created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangkadbop, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pangkadbop, she will throw large rocks at you.

Pangkadbop's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Pangkadbop's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always help sick whales.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.