Hatdodnutt is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, flying aardvark.

Hatdodnutt created silver two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hatdodnutt, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hatdodnutt, he will turn you into a rock.

Hatdodnutt's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Hatdodnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

2. Hide from orange horses for they are unholy.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never feed cucumbers to pigs while wearing rings.

5. Hide if four mites approach from the south.
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